HOMIE SPUMONI

DP

i got so high and realized i was giving a speech later today where my ex was going to be in the audience. lol i became instant friends with the caterer. she’s taking me to a strip club. dolores park is where you’ll be finding me nowww

theyellowbrickroad:

i think the-absolute-funniest-posts owes us all an apology

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